"Yo, certified badass!" (Retro)

"Yo, certified badass!" (Modern)

"Certified badass!"

"Lock n load" - male soldier

"Lock n load, bitches!" - male soldier

"Thug life certified!"

"Top banana!"

"There was one man for the job" - old film clip

"There was one woman for the job" - old film clip

"Yo, for more awesome content..."

"A few days later" - old film clip

"A few moments later" - old film clip

"Based on the true story" - cliché disney trailer

"Bonus points!" - game show voice

"Case closed" - FBI voice

"Case unresolved" - FBI voice

"Certified fail"

"Classified information" - FBI voice

"Coming to a channel near you" - Disney voice

"Coming to a channel near you" - horror voice

"Denied" - deep voice

"Do it now or I'll hunt you down - Smash like"