"Certified fail" (Retro)

"Certified fail" (Modern)

"Epic fail!" - male

"Ready, set, no" - fail (Male)

"A few days later" - old film clip

"A few moments later" - old film clip

"Based on the true story" - cliché disney trailer

"Bonus points!" - game show voice

"Case closed" - FBI voice

"Case unresolved" - FBI voice

"Certified badass!"

"Classified information" - FBI voice

"Coming to a channel near you" - Disney voice

"Coming to a channel near you" - horror voice

"Denied" - deep voice

"Do it now or I'll hunt you down - Smash like"

"Do it now - Smash like"

"Enemy in range" - male soldier

"For more awesome content..." - TV voice

"For more awesome content..." - thriller

"Hazardous substance" - serious

"He thought he was in control..." - old noir film clip