"Uh help me?" - male

"Help me" - sad (Male)

"Help me" - whimpering (Male)

"Help me!" - male

"Help me" - demanding (Male)

"Help me" - angry (Male)

"Help me" - yelling (Male)

"A few days later" - old film clip

"A few moments later" - old film clip

"Based on the true story" - cliché disney trailer

"Bonus points!" - game show voice

"Case closed" - FBI voice

"Case unresolved" - FBI voice

"Certified badass!"

"Certified fail"

"Classified information" - FBI voice

"Coming to a channel near you" - Disney voice

"Coming to a channel near you" - horror voice

"Denied" - deep voice

"Do it now or I'll hunt you down - Smash like"

"Do it now - Smash like"