"Thug life certified!" (2 - Retro)

"Thug life certified!" (3 - Retro)

"Thug life certified!" (3 - Modern)

"Thug life certified!" (2 - Modern)

"Thug life certified!" (1 - Retro)

"Thug life certified!" (1 - Modern)

"Certified badass!"

"Lock n load" - male soldier

"Lock n load, bitches!" - male soldier

"Yo, certified badass!"

"New personal best!"

"There was one man for the job" - old film clip

"There was one woman for the job" - old film clip

"Bonus points!" - game show voice

"A few days later" - old film clip

"A few moments later" - old film clip

"Based on the true story" - cliché disney trailer

"Case closed" - FBI voice

"Case unresolved" - FBI voice

"Certified fail"

"Classified information" - FBI voice

"Coming to a channel near you" - Disney voice

"Coming to a channel near you" - horror voice

"Denied" - deep voice

"Do it now or I'll hunt you down - Smash like"

"Do it now - Smash like"