"That's badass" - cinematic voice

"Badass" - cinematic voice

"Badass!" - cinematic voice

"Ho, ho, ho that's badass!" - Santa voice

"After what seemed like an eternity..." - british voice

"After what seemed like an eternity..." - north american voice

"Many, many, many hours later..." - british voice

"Many, many, many hours later..." - north american voice

"What began as just another ordinary day..." - british voice

"What began as just another ordinary day..." - north american voice

"Based on true events..." - british voice

"Based on true events..." - north american voice

"The following story is mostly true..." - british voice

"The following story is mostly true..." - north american voice

"Certified badass!"

"Lock n load" - male soldier

"Lock n load, bitches!" - male soldier

"Thug life certified!"

"Yo, certified badass!"

"A few hours later..." - cartoon voice

"A few hours later..." - male voice