"New personal best!" (Retro)

"New personal best!" (Modern)

"Thug life certified!"

"Certified badass!"

"Enemy in range" - male soldier

"Hostile detected" - male soldier

"Hostile eliminated" - male soldier

"Hostile in range" - male soldier

"Lock n load" - male soldier

"Lock n load, bitches!" - male soldier

"Target acquired" - male soldier

"Bonus points!" - game show voice

"A few days later" - old film clip

"A few moments later" - old film clip

"Based on the true story" - cliché disney trailer

"Case closed" - FBI voice

"Case unresolved" - FBI voice

"Certified fail"

"Classified information" - FBI voice

"Coming to a channel near you" - Disney voice

"Coming to a channel near you" - horror voice

"Denied" - deep voice