"Classified information" - FBI voice (Retro)

"Classified information" - FBI voice (Modern)

"Case closed" - FBI voice

"Case unresolved" - FBI voice

"Illuminati confirmed" - FBI voice

"Coming to a channel near you" - horror voice

"For more awesome content..." - thriller

"He thought he was in control..." - old noir film clip

"Like and subscribe" - thriller

"Many days later" - old film clip

"She thought she was in control..." - old film clip

"There was one man for the job" - old film clip

"There was one woman for the job" - old film clip

"A few days later" - old film clip

"A few moments later" - old film clip

"Based on the true story" - cliché disney trailer

"Bonus points!" - game show voice

"Certified badass!"

"Certified fail"

"Coming to a channel near you" - Disney voice

"Denied" - deep voice

"Do it now or I'll hunt you down - Smash like"